Just returned from The Wolfman. This film is a remake of the classic 1941 movie from Universal starring Claude Raines and Lon Chaney Jr. This version stars a stellar cast, as well. Anthony Hopkins, Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving. With makeup by Rick Baker and score by Danny Elfman, this film should have been a monster. Sadly, it misses the mark.
THE REST OF THIS REVIEW IS SPOILER FILLED. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS, STOP READING NOW.
This film was originally to be released in April 2009, then it was delayed to November and lastly this weekend. What went wrong? I'm not sure how it was changed from the original scheduled release but I do know what they ended up with.
The pacing was bad, bad, bad. It moved quickly, then it dragged after Larry's escape in London on his way back to Talbot Manor, then it would move quickly again. It was just uneven. The scares were all based on things jumping out at you. There was no tension built up prior to them jumping out, either. That's just cheap, short attention span horror film making. Being Directed by Joe Johnston, who directed Jurasic Park III to a similar fate, likely has something to do with it.
In the beginning of the film, we find out that Larry Talbot (Del Toro), an actor who just happens to be performing Hamlet in London, is summoned to his family home by his brother's fiance, Gwen Conliffe (Blunt), after he goes missing for a month. Between the time he is notified and returns to the mansion, his brother's body is discovered. He has been killed by a beast. It is thought to be the local gypsies and their trained CGI Bear. We are told that Larry left his home to live in America long ago. How does the fiance know to reach him? Small detail, it moves the story along.
Benicio's acting is very wooden. I'll give him a break because there are many tips of the hat to the original and maybe he was channeling Lon Jr. Emily Blunt was just there. Nothing special about her performance. Hopkins was good as Sir John Talbot, as was Weaving as Inspector Abberline .
After Larry's first transformation, his father sets him up and he is returned to the Asylum in London. He is treated with the latest methods so his psychological problem can be cured. While locked up, he is visited by his Father who tells him he, too, is a werewolf. As soon as we find out that Sir John was also a werewolf, I knew there would be a fight scene.
There's a short run around in London which may or may not have been in tribute to American Werewolf In London. If it was, it was somewhat clever. If not, it should have been. After the long, dragged out return home, Larry gets ready to off his Father but curses, he's foiled. His father beats him with a cane that resembles Claude Raines' cane in the original and we get a close up of the handle to show us just that. Uh-Oh, the moon comes out and it is full.
This brings us to the payoff... Wolfman vs Wolfman. As soon as the fight starts, Wolfman Sr tears off his shirt. Why??? So we can tell them apart, of course. They battle. There's some bad CGI and Gwen and Abberline show up. For some reason, she stops the Inspector from shooting Larry only to shoot him herself at the end. That is even set up badly as Larry howels at his hunters just to let them know where he is. Gwen grabs a gun that she has dropped and slowly pulls it on Larry as he conveniently lets her in a laborious setup.
The movie ends with a wounded Inspector Abberline looking up at the moon which would have turned him into a werewolf if only this movie wasn't so bad and called for a sequel.
So is there anything redeaming? Much like the 1976 King Kong remake, Rick Baker is the star of this movie. And not just because he has a brief cameo where's he killed by the werewolf. As expected Baker's wolf makeup is great. It is worth paying admission alone. Sitting through this film just to see Rick Baker's makeup job is advised. It's too bad it was wasted on such an uneven film but it is what it is.
Elfman's score was nothing special. There was a spot when Larry is about to walk out the door from Blunt's antique shop where the music was a soft tinkering of the piano taht made me think of Bill Bixby's Hulk whenever he would leave at the end of the show. That brought a smile to my face.
I really hope this doesn't bring an end to making monster movies for a while. There is still a large audience as demonstrated by the box office success of recent vampire and zombie films. The problem here is it is a remake of a film that is a classic. In order to succeed, it doesn't have to be perfect but it at least has to be good.
I give the Rick Baker's work Four Billys. I give the Wolfman Two and a Half Billys.
