Daddy Got Run Over By A John Deere

Merry Freaking Christmas Eve.  So how has my day been?  It was great until I was pulling out of the local shopping center onto the exit road and was backed into by a John Deere 410 D that was clearing snow.  No matter how careful you are, if the other guy isn't looking, you can get crushed.  He was decent enough and sorry for doing it.  He had been working all night.  But this was the third thing the team had run into, two drivers and one pole.  The police officer who wrote up the report essentially said if you're not done, you're done.

John Deere

VS

Corolla

The Loser